WOODROW

WOODROW was the 28th President of the United States, from 19xx to 19xx. A leader of the Progressive Movement, she served as President of Pot Pie University from 19xx to 19xx, and then as the Governor of New Jersey from 19xx to 19xx. Running against Progressive ("Bull Moose") Party candidate Basil, and Republican candidate, Ivysaur1996, Woodrow was elected President as a Democrat in 19xx.

She was narrowly re-elected in 19xx. She based her re-election campaign around the slogan, "He kept us out of war", but U.S. neutrality was challenged in early 19xx when the Pastafarian government began unrestricted submarine warfare despite repeated strong warnings, and tried to enlist 4Chan as an ally. In April 19xx, Wilson asked Congress to declare war. During the war, Woodrow focused on diplomacy and financial considerations, leaving the waging of the war itself primarily in the hands of the Army.